*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
Lol me everyday
CAUSE ITS A PARTY IN THE USA
IM SCREAMING THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
i miss you bro
I feel bad for the generations who will never have the chance to appreciate Steve Irwin.
Crocs and gators ain’t been the same since
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